{"id":367,"date":"2023-10-19T18:31:31","date_gmt":"2023-10-19T18:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress-660014-2156588.cloudwaysapps.com\/?p=367"},"modified":"2023-10-19T18:31:31","modified_gmt":"2023-10-19T18:31:31","slug":"14-funny-poem-for-adults","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/14-funny-poem-for-adults\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Funny Poem For Adults"},"content":{"rendered":"

These are collections of funny poems for adults. I hope you enjoy it.<\/p>\n

Funny Poem For Adults<\/h2>\n

FUNNY POEM # 1<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I like your style<\/p>\n

I like your class<\/p>\n

but most of all, I like your ass<\/p>\n

ADULT POEM # 2<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I’m, a cool girl in a cool town<\/p>\n

it takes a real mother ****er to put me down<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

ADULT FUNNY POEM # 3<\/h3>\n

Kissing is a habit<\/p>\n

****ing is a game<\/p>\n

Guys get all the pleasure<\/p>\n

Girls get all the pain<\/p>\n

The guy says I love you<\/p>\n

Do you believe it’s true<\/p>\n

But when your tummy starts to swell,<\/p>\n

He says, ‘To hell with you.’<\/p>\n

10 minutes of pleasure<\/p>\n

Nine months in pain<\/p>\n

Three days in the hospital<\/p>\n

A baby without a name<\/p>\n

The baby is a ******<\/p>\n

The mother is a ######<\/p>\n

This wouldn’t have happened<\/p>\n

If the rubber wouldn’t have torn<\/p>\n

ADULTS POEM # 4<\/h3>\n

Guys are like roses,<\/p>\n

Watch out for the pricks.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

POEM # 5<\/h3>\n

Smoke a smoke<\/p>\n

Not a butt<\/p>\n

**** a virgin<\/p>\n

Not a slut.<\/p>\n

POEM # 6<\/p>\n

Sex is bad<\/p>\n

Sex is a sin<\/p>\n

Sins are forgiven<\/p>\n

So stick it in.<\/p>\n

PERVERT POEM # 7<\/h3>\n

Holy moMotherfull of grace<\/p>\n

Bless my boyfriend’s gorgeous face<\/p>\n

Bless his hair that tends to curl<\/p>\n

Keep him safe from all the girls<\/p>\n

Bless his arms that are so strong<\/p>\n

Keep his hands where they belong<\/p>\n

Bless his dick, the one I sucked<\/p>\n

Bless the bed, in which we ******<\/p>\n

And if my Mom happened to walk in<\/p>\n

Bless the **** I’d be in.<\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

POEM # 8<\/h3>\n

Sex is when a guys communication<\/p>\n

enters a girl’s information<\/p>\n

to increase the population<\/p>\n

for a younger generation<\/p>\n

do you get the information…<\/p>\n

or do you need a demonstration<\/p>\n

POEM # 9<\/h3>\n

Men are like public toilets<\/p>\n

They are either engaged or full of ****!<\/p>\n

POEM # 10<\/h3>\n

If guys had their periods<\/p>\n

They would compare the size of their tampons!<\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

POEM # 11<\/h3>\n

Mental anxiety,<\/p>\n

Mental breakdowns,<\/p>\n

Menstrual cramps,<\/p>\n

Menopause…<\/p>\n

Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?<\/p>\n

POEM # 12<\/h3>\n

Roses are red,<\/p>\n

Violets are corny,<\/p>\n

When I think of you<\/p>\n

Ohh, baby, I get horny,<\/p>\n

Eat me,<\/p>\n

Beat me,<\/p>\n

Bite me,<\/p>\n

Blow me,<\/p>\n

Suck me,<\/p>\n

**** me,<\/p>\n

Very slowly,<\/p>\n

if you kiss me,<\/p>\n

don’t be sassy,<\/p>\n

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!<\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

Poem #13<\/h3>\n

Roses Are Red; Violets Are Blue…<\/p>\n

I’m In Love But Not With You…<\/p>\n

When We Broke Up, You Thought I Cried<\/p>\n

But All It Was…<\/p>\n

Was Another Guy,<\/p>\n

You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,<\/p>\n

I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick…<\/p>\n

I Said I Loved You<\/p>\n

And You Thought It Was True,<\/p>\n

But Guess What, Baby?!<\/p>\n

You Got Played Too!!<\/p>\n

Poem #14<\/h3>\n

Guys are like parking spots…<\/p>\n

the good ones are always taken…<\/p>\n

and the available ones<\/p>\n

are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

These are collections of funny poems for adults. I hope you enjoy it. Funny Poem For Adults FUNNY POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all, I like your ass ADULT POEM # 2 I’m, a cool girl in a cool town it takes a real mother ****er […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25983,"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions\/25983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matob.web.id\/random\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}