These are collections of funny poems for adults. I hope you enjoy it.
Funny Poem For Adults
FUNNY POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all, I like your ass
ADULT POEM # 2
I’m, a cool girl in a cool town
it takes a real mother ****er to put me down
ADULT FUNNY POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
****ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
Do you believe it’s true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says, ‘To hell with you.’
10 minutes of pleasure
Nine months in pain
Three days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a ******
The mother is a ######
This wouldn’t have happened
If the rubber wouldn’t have torn
ADULTS POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
**** a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
PERVERT POEM # 7
Holy moMotherfull of grace
Bless my boyfriend’s gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one I sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ******
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the **** I’d be in.
POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girl’s information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information…
or do you need a demonstration
POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of ****!
POEM # 10
If guys had their periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause…
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?
POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh, baby, I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
**** me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don’t be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Poem #13
Roses Are Red; Violets Are Blue…
I’m In Love But Not With You…
When We Broke Up, You Thought I Cried
But All It Was…
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick…
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What, Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!
Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots…
the good ones are always taken…
and the available ones
are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*